#➊ Stan of Sunny Baudelaire and Epictetus

can y’all stop telling crazy tumblr people t go outside, i be out there

the fact that transphobes can follow me without any sense of fear is unbelievable. this is not a transphobe/terf safezone absolutely fuck off

jerome squalor.

the man who claims that he "does not like to argue" but will, in fact, sometimes proceed to argue with you after saying "i don't want to argue but ....."

not brave enough, according to his parents, his family, his friends, beatrice baudelaire, etc

but now he happens to be brave enough to commit to this one (1) thing, that despite other people's arguments he's still going to go forward to do it - marry the Love Of His Life (according to him), the woman he spent one (1) night together with. for once in his life, he says, he is determined. no one can stop him.

well, one person can stop him - if jacques snicket says the word, he is most likely to reconsider. but everyone else - not even his family (not that they opposed) nor beatrice baudelaire (convincing, charming, delightful) can talk him into not marrying esme.

there is just one problem - jacques snicket is out of town and unavailable.

as a volunteer, it is your duty to prevent this marriage from happening, because esme gaining access to jerome's money and more importantly, the penthouse of 667 dark avenue, is unacceptable.

time is running out.

Okay, I’m late & this might not be a very ‘Volunteer’ thing to do, but fuck it; VFD kidnapped kids by their ankles & called everybody a Volunteer - so I feel like I would just…take her ass out. Poison dart ala Beatrice, harpoon gun, kerosene & a match, whatever.

I mean, am I wrong though??? Knowing what we know - aka that she’s a firestarter, loves Olaf, hates the Baudelaires & Beatrice especially for the fucking sugar bowl shit - I just feel like it’d be for the greater good……sorry but absolutely not sorry 🙂

Every now and then I'm reminded Real People with Actual Jobs use tumblr and I've always been legitimately curious what all you weird adults are up to when you're not on this site and with tumblr's New Poll Feature I can finally get an answer! (or the closest approximation of an answer possible with only 10 available options h a)

The official Camp NaNoWriMo challenge starts on April 1! Camp NaNoWriMo is a virtual writing retreat where you can set your own focused writing goal for the 30 days of April, complete with knowledgeable counselors, fun activities, and groups of both new and old friends. 

How does it work?

1.  Decide on a Goal — During Camp, you can set your own word-count goal (you’re not locked into 50,000 words!), and you can officially tackle any kind of writing project, novel or not. If you want to track a non-word goal like time or pages, here’s a handy conversion chart.

2.  Announce Your Project — You have two options for Camp: set a goal for a brand new project, or set a goal for a project you’ve already started. Just be sure to check “Associate with a NaNoWriMo event” and select the current Camp NaNoWriMo event. You’ll be able to start updating your word count when Camp officially begins on April 1!

3.  Prepare to Write — You can use Camp to work on any kind of writing project, so check out our Camp Tracks and decide which resources are most useful to you!

What else happens during Camp NaNoWriMo?

Published authors will act as your Camp Counselors, sending advice in Camp Care Packages throughout April. Plus, keep an eye on HQ’s virtual events for a packed schedule of Virtual Write-Ins, webcasts, Zoom meetups, and more.

Find out more about Camp NaNoWriMo.

“Women don’t have hobbies” ok so you’ve never spoken to a woman like the human she is then

Imagine loudly announcing you’ve never actually talked to a woman before

I’d love to know the process by which he decided that female humans do not have hobbies and only do, like, 3 things their entire lives. Like, I’m so interested to hear his thought process that led to this conclusion.